Ride Along

Taking us back to the unlikely buddy cop movies of the 80’s and 90’s Ride Along stars Kevin Hart as Ben Berber a wise cracking security guard who dream of becoming a police officer, especially because his girlfriend Angela (Tika Sumpter) has an overprotective brother James Payton (Ice Cube) who is a detective so before he asks James for his blessing to allow him marry Angela he decides to apply for the Atlanta Police Academy. When he is successful and approaches James he is told that he will need to prove himself worthy by accompanying James on a typical day as a Ride Along where James is hopeful of putting Ben off taking that career path.

So begins Bens baptism of fire into the police world where James does his best to rid himself of what he sees to be the nuisance in his ear but to his initial dismay but eventual reluctant acceptance James realises that Ben has some smarts and can put clues together that he has missed so he agrees to allow him help on the case.

We have seen this story time and time before with the tale only changing slightly on each occasion, two guys who couldn’t be more different thrown together in a situation where they initially clash but it slowly dawns on them that if they work together the sum of their parts makes them stronger and thus they can both win out in the end. There’s nothing new in terms of the comedy either, it’s all been seen before however the interaction between Hart and Ice Cube works well, there is a chemistry between the two which keeps the movie going and it’s all about these two as the rest of the cast have little to do, even Laurence Fishburne has to take a back seat.

In what is essentially a close parody of Training Day with a comic spin Ice Cube plays the hard nosed, street wise detective well and is a perfect foil to ground the manic Hart who actually seems to be playing the character of Kevin Hart rather than Ben Barber, motor mouth to the point of annoying. If you like his style of comedy you will no doubt enjoy the movie but if not then if can grate on your nerves a little. The film does have it’s moments but it’s a premise that’s been done so often that there nothing new here so it’s average at best despite the efforts of all involved.

DJ Speaks Movies: 5 Out Of 10

A Million Ways To Die In The West

Seth MacFarlane stars as Albert Stark who is dumped by his girlfriend Louise (Amanda Seyfried) as he is a coward who will not participate in a gunfight. As he is in the saloon contemplating moving from the town of Old Stump, Arizona to San Francisco ,away from what he considers the horrors of the frontier, he saves a woman Anna (Charlize Theron) from death during a brawl however unknown to him this woman is the wife of outlaw Clinch Leatherwood (Liam Neeson) so as their friendship develops her secret puts him obviously closer to the dangers he is so keen to escape from.

MacFarlanes second effort on the big screen after Ted is a disappointment in comparison however I still enjoyed it more than his subsequent effort Ted 2, if you can look beyond the obvious flaws the movie has in a poor script and some poorly developed characters, including MacFarlanes. It is only Neil Patrick Harris who is excellent as Foy, Louise’s new beau who along with his moustache preens his way through the movie in one scene stealing performance after another and Theron who feels like she is not actually acting which works a treat, as the scenes with just her an MacFarlane feel like two people having a bit of a laugh instead of acting a scene, who have any real presence on the screen and are central to most of the better moments in the film.

There are so many little meta moments and fourth wall breaks that I laughed aloud quite a few times but in saying that there are too many repeatable jokes and the movie is way too long to keep things interesting. Still feel there is a good base for a western comedy somewhere among the mess and with a little more thought it could have been a lot better.

DJ Speaks Rating: 4.5 Out Of 10

Learning To Drive

Learning to drive is a tale of two very different people in New York City who are brought together in unlikely circumstances through the medium of driving lessons. Wendy Shields (Patricia Clarkson) is a hard-nosed book critic who is dumped by her husband Ted (Jake Weber) in the back of a cab during a night out. As she struggles to deal with the sudden loss she realises how much she relied on him and since her sister and daughter both live outside of the city she is finds herself feeling stranded so she is finding it difficult to stand on her own two feet. Luckily for her she inadvertently leaves a package behind in the cab and when the good natured driver Darwan Singh Tur (Ben Kingsley) drops the package back to her she notices that he also gives driving lessons so she takes a step towards self-independence by deciding to get herself behind the wheel with Darwan as her tutor.

While the concept may not sound like the most exciting premise for a movie Spanish director Isabel Coixet brings the best out of the three stars of the movie in Kingsley, Clarkson and the city itself which looks great on screen. While Clarkson is the main feature and she gives a good performance as a woman who’s tries to stay strong while the comforts of her normal world are crumbling around her, yet she grows into the situation as the movie, and her relationship with Darwan develop it is once again Kingsley who shows why he is a legend of the screen as he plays the taxi driver/driving instructor brilliantly, bringing a gentleness to the screen despite the manic surrounding of the bustling metropolis. Even through his troubled past, which we find out about, the hassle of being a legal asylum seeker in America and the pending arrival of his arrange marriage bride Jasleen (Sarita Choudhury) his calm demeanor rarely fades and the budding relationship between the characters flows nicely from opposite ends of the cultural spectrum to a friendship where they both end up being a rock for the other through their tribulations as the film shows us that we can learn valuable lessons about relationships, life, and the value of friendship in the most unlikely of places with many superbly shot scenes around the backdrop of the Big Apple.

DJ Speaks Rating: 5.5 Out Of 10

Dumb And Dumber To

I still think the original movie is an absolute classic and the crudeness of the Farrelly brother script fit perfectly with the tale of the two idiots Harry & Lloyd however after the awful attempt at a prequel in Dumb & Dumber & Dumberer, which in fairness was nothing to do with the Farrellys, and the numerous attempts that have been made at sequels to classics which have fallen flat on their face in the meantime, it was with some trepidation that I watched this film.

There are some good moments such as when Lloyd Christmas is asked if his surname is based on the holiday to which he replies no, the tree, which would have fit right into the original movie but most of the time it’s a regurgitation of bodily function jokes and general bathroom humour based around a very loose tale of Harry needing a new kidney and finding out he has a long lost daughter who lives in Maryland so a second Harry & Lloyd road trip is required to source this potential organ donor.

Now, I wasn’t expecting a plot or writing which would be making an Oscar shortlist but this really is a case of one step forward and two steps back as each time there’s a gag which hit it is followed by at least two that don’t meaning it’s a stop – start affair that builds your hopes and memories of the classic original only to rip them away by returning to obscurity just as quickly.

Both Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels have shown that they can do serious action with roles in such movies as Terms Of Endearment, The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and The Purple Rose Of Cairo so let’s hope that they both return to serious acting and leave these two characters in the retirement home where they belong, and hopefully I haven’t just given anybody an idea for a third movie.

DJ Speaks Rating: 4 Out Of 10

Unfriended

Unfriended is an interesting concept, told in real time and based around the internet conversations and actions of a group of friends. The problem is that, while most of us use apps, chat boxes and video clips every day we don’t sit watching other people use them and this is where the issue begins as, while the plot may be novel, it’s not very interesting in theory.

The premise is based around the death of Laura, a girl who this group of friends all knew. Laura took her own life after a video of some embarrassing drunken antics is posted online in a poor show of extreme cyber bullying so during an online conversation between these friends they get an uninvited guest who they just can’t seem to get rid of, also this person seems to know an awful lot about them and their interactions with Laura and also seems to have control over their computers.

With echoes of I Know What You Did Last Summer, it then becomes a game of trying to find out who is sending the more and more aggressively threatening messages until it reaches a point where one of the group kills themselves (or is killed) during the course of their online conversation. Once this occurs the survivors realise that this game iis real but unfortunately it’s a game who’s consequences are always shown after the fact rather than letting you see the horror occur as it’s a case of build up, build up, cut, dead body, which is disappointing.

Credit must be given for some of the tension that is built, as you are waiting on the inevitable cliche jump scare to occur but since the movie is told through mostly webcam images you start to look behind the webcam shots of the characters for some background indication of what is going to occur next and the game of ‘Never Have I Ever’ excellently brings out the darker side of each character and shows exactly what kind of people these really are.

Unfriended is a horror story with a moral message is just too dull in parts to elevate it into memorable status but it has opened a door which I’m sure will be opened many times again in this genre in the near future

DJ Speaks Rating: 4 Out Of 10

Interstellar

I absolutely loved both Memento and Inception so I had high hopes for this movie from director Christopher Nolan as he is one of the few directors in this day and age of Superhero blockbusters, cash grab movie sequels and straight to TV series, that brings something unique to most of his movies and tries to make films the spectacle that they should be.

It’s difficult to give too much detail about this film without potentially ruining the movie so the short version is that Joseph Cooper (superbly played by Matthew McConaughey) is a, widowed, ex NASA astronaut who now is a crop farmer but thanks to an aggressive blight mankind is on the brink of extension as earth slowly decays into an inhospitable planet. Cooper and his daughter discover a binary message which leads them to a secret NASA facility. They soon learn that NASA have sent twelve missions through a wormhole they discovered however these were one way missions and with one last throw of the dice NASA are planning a launch with the intent of having two options. Either to work out how to harness gravity into a propulsion system which will make space travel a realistic option for the remainder of the survivors on earth or else locate one of the missions that report potential favourable conditions and use the 5,000 embryos the ship will carry to start humankind again so Cooper signs up for the sake of saving his family. While this may not sound like anything other than a standard space movie it’s done so well that the emotional drama is intense and the themes of love and loss are as much to the fore and have as much of an impact on the characters and their decision making as the main storyline so despite the flashbacks and inevitable twists and turns which occur it never takes you out of the moment and you can’t help keep on rooting for Cooper and his crew through each step.

Some of the camera work and use of miniatures to portray space is bordering on Stanley Kubrik’s 2001 level and Hans Zimmers superb score add all the right emotions on key but the real brilliance in the movie is the script particularly the use of relativity, dimensions and the space/time continuum where minutes on a planet can mean hours back on their ship which in turn could mean months in earth time so each step and each action has impact which keeps the tension high at all times even through the mundane and tedious day to day tasks the astronauts need to carry out as each wasted moment, minor issue or even discussion brings earth closer to doom.

Even though the movie is almost three hours long it doesn’t feel it and Nolan has created a masterpiece which will stay with you long after you have finished watching the movie. This is a classic which will still be spoken about in years to come and is a must for any movie lover and it’s one I’m going to watch again to really appreciate what is one of the best movies I have seen in the last number of years.

DJ Speaks Rating: 8 out of 10

Nightcrawler

 

Jake Gyllenhaal returns to his creepiest best in this eerie tale of Lou Bloom, a man that seemingly has no ethics and no place or purpose in life who, when stumbling across the aftermath of an accident one night, decides to try and make a career out of filming live footage of accidents and crimes around the Los Angeles area.

Gyllenhaal can do creepy, we’ve seen it before in Donnie Darko, but this is a whole new level. He’s almost vampirically pale with sunken eyes and when he grins if feel like the smile of a serial killer. He rarely loses his temper yet you always feel that at any moment he could snap and his treatment of the people he meets along the way does nothing to disprove this theory.

He starts small with a camcorder, a police radio and a gunshot incident in the poorer side of town but Rene Russo as Nina Romina, a producer of a local TV station, purchases the footage, encourages him to continue and even gives him some pointers. He gradually upgrades his equipment, transport and ghoulishness so soon he is getting to accidents first, sometimes before the police, his footage gets more graphic, he gets deeper and deeper into the job and, if it was possible, seems to sink further into the more sinister areas of this psyche going so far as to tamper with accident and crime scenes in order to improve his shots. This leads to him becoming more successful which in turn places him in a position as the power player so that he feels like he can blackmail Rene Russo into improving his terms and conditions with unreasonable demands but knowing that she has no choice but to agree which leads to a compelling climax where the full lengths that Gyllenhaal is willing to go to are shown.

This movie is both troubling yet compelling at the same time, you want to be appalled by Gyllenhaals’ actions, yet you want to watch and see just how much further he’s willing to go. There’s something very reminiscent of the DeNiro character of Rupert Pupkin in movie The King Of Comedy, with how Gylenhall portrays Lou Bloom and it’s a testament to his acting just how disturbing he comes across.

It’s a neo-noir style thriller which will envelop you and in the end leaves you wanting more. Highly recommended, especially if you’re looking for something a little different.

DJ Speaks Rating: 7 out of 10

What We Do In The Shadows

After those horrible Twilight movies we finally get a vampire film that entertains and with the directors being stars of the TV show Flight Of The Conchords, as you can probably imagine, this one doesn’t try and take itself too seriously. With a premise best described as a reality TV show about incompatible housemates the jokes start strong and continue all the way through. Is it silly…..yes, but is it funny…..absolutely. This mockumentary hits the right notes despite the small budget the movie was working within.

From trying to get into clubs to meet virgins but failing each time because the bouncers won’t invite them in, to hilarious bat fights and macho hissing, to the extremely politically correct Werewolf gang that the guys keep running into, this behind the scenes look into the world of vampires is full of visual gags & hilarious one liners that you can very easily miss (Leave me to do my dark bidding……on ebay!) as they argue over everyday mundane tasks such as household chores and struggle to come to terms with a modern world.

With a script that is completely tongue in cheek each actor delivers with a dead-pan style that completely suits the tone of the movie and gives each character a sense of depth and history that their hundreds of years on the earth has given them. While this movie may not be for everyone, if you liked the classic This Is Spinal Tap this one will be right up your alley.

DJ Speaks Rating: 6.5 out of 10