Baywatch

Loosely based on the 90’s TV show, Baywatch stars Dwayne Johnson as Mitch Buchannon, Lieutenant of the lifeguards in Emerald Bay, Miami. When he is reluctantly forced by his bosses to work with former Olympian superstar Matt Brody (Zach Efron) the balance of the group is challenged. Will Johnson & Efron be able to put aside their differences and pull the team together to save the day? Who cares?

 

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I could spend the review scathing this movie since, as a whole, critically, it is really bad. The editing is amateurish, the whole plot is absurd, the action is way over the top, the CGI is terrible and the fight scenes are awful. But when the opening scene of a movie has Johnson rising out of the water like a God of the sea after rescuing a man, while behind the Baywatch logo bursts onto the screen, as dolphins perform tricks in the background, the bar has been set with this film.

Johnson shows what made him such a success in the WWE as his put-downs on Efron’s character, although predictable, are all delivered with the impeccable swagger and cutting edge we would expect. His chemistry with Efron is excellent, these two have most of the best lines and scenes in the film and their efforts to out-do each other are some of the funniest moments in the movie. Efron, if you have seen any of his movies in the last few years, plays to type and does his usual comedic turn. The rest of the cast are not given much to do but do what they need to well in support of the leading men and the rest of the cast are just filler to the main headliners.

 

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With director Seth Gordon’s giving us previous efforts such as Horrible Bosses & Identify Thief , both comedies that know what they were trying to be so they worked, this movie is no different and is full of ridiculous self aware humour which works when the movie is taken in context. The James Bond inspired villain, inept henchmen, penis jokes, the plot around illegal drug trade, the mismatched characters coming together to save the day, it’s nothing new but it’s not selling itself as anything else and there within lies the charm.

As a film lover, this should have scarred me for life, but it didn’t because of the game plan it set out from the very start and made no effort to hide. It’s not intelligent comedy, there are no action sequences which will blow your mind but for some reason I really enjoyed leaving my brain at the door and just going with the flow.

DJ Speaks Movies Rating: 5 Out Of 10

©Darren Jones 2017

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Colossal

Unemployed and hitting the bottle hard Gloria (Anne Hathaway) is struggling in her relationship with Tim (Dan Stevens) who find it increasingly difficult to tolerate her out of control lifestyle, so when he breaks up the relationship Gloria has no choice but to return to her home town which is a far cry from the New York City lifestyle she has become used to.

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A chance encounter with her old friend Oscar (Jason Sudeikis) seems to be a lifeline as he is more than welcoming towards her and helps her get back on her feet, even offering her a job at the bar he runs, not exactly the kind of environment for a girl trying to give up a party lifestyle but she embraces the moment and soon becomes welcomed as part of the group of barflies who frequent Oscar’s establishment. One night after another heavy session Gloria wakes up to the news that a giant kaiju has appeared in Seoul, after a couple of repeat drinking sessions and kaiju re-appearances Gloria begins to realise that she may just have some form of link with this giant monster, so after some further testing of her theory she realises that the kaiju will appear at certain times during the day and mimics her actions precisely as long as she is located in a certain point in town.

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If this sounds a little bizarre, I can’t argue with your statement, but what director Nacho Vigalondo has created is a clever story which investigates the bizarreness without every taking the plot too much into the farcical field. Both Hathaway & Sudeikis play off each other superbly, making a believable friendship which gives the situation a realistic feel of two people just trying to make the most of what life has thrown them, who are cast into the middle of this zany situation.

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Despite all the comedy and laughs the movie does not back away from dealing with the darker issues at hand with alcoholism, self loathing, relationship control or external cries for help all featuring heavily and what looks like it could be a straight up comedy injects some real moments where we question which is the real monster and whether the kaiju is just a large scale projection of Gloria, albeit on the other side of the world, who has the potential to wreak havoc with one wrong step.

There are issues with the balance of the film and some of the character changes are stretched to the limits, but it’s all brought together nicely when the movie finally does come full circle. Although the last fifteen minutes were a little too far fetched for me, I was pleasantly surprised just how entertained I was overall. This is definitely going to be one of the most unique films you’ll see this year.

DJ Speaks Movies Rating: 6 Out Of 10

©Darren Jones 2017

Alien: Covenant

Take ideas from some of the best moments in the Alien franchise movies to date, link them into a storyline and allow Ridley Scott to take the helm. Sounds like a guaranteed winner? Not quite.

Set in 2104, the period between the Prometheus and Alien movies, we join the colony ship The Covenant, on its way with 2000 colonisers and 1000 embryos, to start a populous on the planet Origae-6. But, as always, the cosmos is an unpredictable place and after the ship is hit by a Solar Flare the crew is awakened to avoid a catastrophe. Although averting total disaster they are left in a quandary with regard to the condition of the ship and the risk to the success of the mission, so when they happen across an unusual signal emitting from a nearby planet they decide to investigate, the rest, if you know anything about the franchise, is inevitable.

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It’s a bit disappointing when the best things about a movie with this budget and expectation levels are the great visuals and excellent score, both of which are marvellous. Although it is aided by the technological leaps made over the years the movie looks beautiful, with some great camera work especially in using lighting changes at just the right moment to change the tone of a scene, coupled with Jed Kurzel using elements of the original Jerry Goldsmith score to build tension at just the right times. These two features, working in tandem really gave the movie something extra. Not that these aspects of a film are not important or deserving of praise in any movie but they should work with the rest of the ingredients to enhance the experience rather than dominate it, as they did at times. Maybe the problem is that we have become too de-sensitised by modern movies, but this just never seemed to lift itself into the realms of being a great film. There were claustrophobic moments. but not enough of them, there were decent action sequences, but too few of those and there was some good sci-fi aspects but nothing new or exciting and these were the key threads in the success of the franchise to date so diluting them and playing mixologist to try and concoct a winning combination was ambitious, but a step too far.

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Still rooted with the themes that have run through all the movies in the franchise, mistrust, aspects of faith, God complex, religion vs science and God vs Satan, but it felt more like the man battling science tale featured in Prometheus rather than the desperation tinged, man against monster battles of the originals.

Adding to the disappointment was the fact that the characters weren’t given enough depth in terms of dialogue or plot events to make them appealing, so they merely served as cannon fodder for the most part and this left nobody that you really wanted to root for. It’s hard to get invested in a film where you are so apathetic towards the main players. Credit where credit is due though and Michael Fassbender was excellent reprising his role as the crew android plus Danny McBride was a surprise for me, playing it straight for a change, standing out from the pack and being the one crew member you might just have got behind if he’d been given a bit more impact.

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If you’re a fan of the series then there are plenty of nods and winks to the earlier movies that will catch your eye but this also causes the movie to feel like it’s a bit of a re-hash of things seen in the series before without being done as well and, with a small number of exceptions, there’s nothing surprising in terms of the plot. It’s still an enjoyable watch, of a similar entertainment level as Prometheus, but still miles short of the levels of two classics that have set the bar so high. So, it’s yet another case of a potential summer blockbuster going by the wayside in terms of quality vs expectation and I hope this doesn’t start a trend for the coming months.

DJ Speaks Rating: 6 Out Of 10

©Darren Jones 2017

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.2

Continuing the never ending Marvel juggernaut that seems to be able to keep churning out tales yet still keep the ideas from becoming routine, the Guardians are back and despite all bringing out the best in each other when it comes to the crunch, they are the exact same bickering bunch we left behind in 2014.

This time we find our heroes on a mission for a race of people called The Sovereign, who look a bit like they came out of a 70’s Doctor Who episode, but being the mischief makers that they are they inevitably manage to get themselves into hot water, end up fleeing for their lives and have to go on the run.

 

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While the original movie was a story of how fate threw the group together and forced them to work as a team in order to survive, this time you get the sense that they have undertaken numerous missions since, so while still giving us adventure elements, this is much more of a character piece with less focus on the humour and action, instead giving us a deeper look into each of the individuals, revealing details which lead them to become the characters that they are which gives the movie a much slower pace but more depth than you may expect.

It’s very much a tale of dual bonding, Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) finds himself dealing with finally finding out who his father is, why he was left alone with his mother and discovering just what he is capable of as a person, Gamora (Zoe Saldana) has to deal with her estranged sister Nebula (Karen Gillan) who’s constant attempts to prove herself the better sibling drift from the sly to the downright psychotic, Drax (Dave Bautista) is trying to deal with the loss of his family and finds solace through his interactions with Mantis (Pom Klementieff), a new character that the team meets, while Rocket (Bradley Cooper) is having to cope without his good friend Groot (Vin Diesel), who is still in his baby form, and finds a kindred spirit from an unlikely source. These themes make the film much more routed in the ideals of family and togetherness which in turn bonds the group to deeper levels than we have seem previously.

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It is the Guardians Of The Galaxy though so you still get the expected space battles and witty dialogue. The CGI effects are excellent, never take you out of the moment and after the brilliant levels seen in Doctor Strange have set the bar very highly for future movies. Throw in some great pop culture references, a good soundtrack (not as good as the first though) and plenty of action sequences and it sounds like a winner but something was lacking and I think it was the fun and originality that the first movie gave us.

Kurt Russell, as always, played his part as Ego very well and really brought the idea of what the character is onto the screen when, in the hands of a lesser actor it could have been a disaster. The character of Baby Groot, while it could have very easily slid into becoming a cliché, worked well with some funny moments. Drax was arguable the most comic character of all getting some great lines, particularly playing off the innocence of the Mantis character, which were all delivered superbly by Bautista but it was a little disappointing that this warrior didn’t see an awful lot of hands on action. Pratt done what he needed to and his chemistry with Russell was good but the quick witted sarcasm which made the character was too sparingly used while the Nebula & Gamora moments gave a good insight into why their relationship is where it is and gave both characters some much needed depth.

The biggest surprise for me was the performance of Michael Rooker as Yondu, the side plot with The Ravagers, which ties nicely into the overall tale, gave him some moments to really shine and his was the best character arc of all with Rooker playing it all brilliantly. But it brings me back to an earlier point, with so much exposition and plot build all through the movie, this seemed like more of a character development piece for both the heroes and villains and it felt a bit like a stepping stone for the MCU leading towards Infinity Wars.

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Let’s not forget that this is a Marvel movie after all so despite the flaws there is no doubt that this will find box office success, but maybe not to the levels of the original. Director James Gunn deserves credit for changing things up for the sequel and doesn’t just churn out a blueprint copy which would have been easy to do. The story has much more of a pull on the heart strings than I expected, with some great emotionally charged moments, so while it wasn’t a good as I expected and left a lot of elements which were featured in the first movie untouched, it’s still an enjoyable film, which will keep you amused and entertained in equal measure.

Don’t forget to stick around for the post credit scenes (all five of them) which hint at a lot of potential characters that are going to appearing in future and one scene, if you know your super hero tales, which may just explain what all these Stan Lee cameos have been leading up to.

I will end with one last statement, “I’m Mary Poppins Y’all” (You’ll understand when you see the film)

DJ Speaks Rating: 5.5 Out Of 10

©Darren Jones 2017