The Program

Biographical drama based on the book Seven Deadly Sins about the rise and fall of Lance Armstrong through his use of performance enhancing drugs and the crusade of journalist David Walsh to bring the cover up to light.

Kudos to Ben Foster who actually took performance enhancing drugs while filming the movie to fully get into character and he does look uncannily like Armstrong but the film seems to skim along through the story rather than really go into any depth over how and why most of the events took place. He meets his wife and gets married in a thirty second segment and she’s never seen again so it’s only really Armstrong and Floyd Landis who are given any real character development. Even Chris O’Dowd as David Walsh feels like a secondary character rather than one of the central pivots of the whole tale being told. This leads to the movie making it look like Armstrong turns up, gets beaten, takes drugs and effortlessly wins when in fact there were a number of years between his arrival in Europe and his Tour wins and while he did win seven Tours it was still a three week slog each time.

If you are interested in cycling and can remember the events depicted in the movie then this film will be of interest to you but if you’re not a fan of cycling if may fall short.

DJ Speaks Rating: 5 out of 10

American Ultra

Jesse Eisenberg stars as a convenience store worker in a tiny West Virginia town who spends his days stoned and trying his best to do right by his girlfriend while creating ideas for a graphic novel all through which, in generally, he fails miserably. What he doesn’t know is that he is a man with a past and when his ex-boss, who finds out that he has been marked for termination, unknowingly pays him a visit and unlocks repressed memories via a secret codeword it all kicks off in spectacular style.

Part Jason Bourne, part Cheech & Chong, American Ultra motors along with an ever increasing body count totalled up using a variety of unusual everyday items but it all still feels predictable and there’s nothing new here that will stay with you after the end credits roll.

Both Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart do okay with their roles but, when it comes, the secondary twist is so left of center that it doesn’t really make any sense and given that the whole film is told in a flashback means that any suspense or intrigue as to what the outcome of our protagonist will be is put to bed in the opening minute.

DJ Speaks Rating: 5 out of 10

Lucy

 

From Luc Besson, the director who gave us classics like Nikita, Taken and the outstanding Léon:The Professional, is a tale of a woman who is accidentally exposed to a new form of drug which allows her to use all of her brain functionality instead of the normal 10% that we mere pond life will do in our lifetime.

The problem with the film is that it strays from being a clever sci-fi thriller to an all out action movie to a moralistic tale and swings from serious to tongue in cheek and back again leaving you unsure how to take the dialogue at times. The one section of the movie which is memorable is a terrific car chase through the streets of Paris, it’s a bit Blues Brother like in parts, but there are some great near miss moments.

Scarlett Johansson does a good job in the lead role but, with the exception of the opening scenes where she is left like a lamb to the slaughter and the very early stage of her transformation where there’s an emotional phone call to her mother, her talent is not called upon to any real level. The 2011 movie Limitless with Bradley Cooper was a cleverer version of a similar tale without the need for the revenge tale and the psychedelic last ten minutes filled with flashback visions and wormholes however the ambiguous ending will either have you scratching your head wondering what is going on or will have you complimenting Bessons cleverness for leaving you with an ending with so many debatable possibilities. Not a bad movie but it’s just lacking the structure which may have made it a classic.

DJ Speaks Rating: 5.5 out of 10

What We Do In The Shadows

After those horrible Twilight movies we finally get a vampire film that entertains and with the directors being stars of the TV show Flight Of The Conchords, as you can probably imagine, this one doesn’t try and take itself too seriously. With a premise best described as a reality TV show about incompatible housemates the jokes start strong and continue all the way through. Is it silly…..yes, but is it funny…..absolutely. This mockumentary hits the right notes despite the small budget the movie was working within.

From trying to get into clubs to meet virgins but failing each time because the bouncers won’t invite them in, to hilarious bat fights and macho hissing, to the extremely politically correct Werewolf gang that the guys keep running into, this behind the scenes look into the world of vampires is full of visual gags & hilarious one liners that you can very easily miss (Leave me to do my dark bidding……on ebay!) as they argue over everyday mundane tasks such as household chores and struggle to come to terms with a modern world.

With a script that is completely tongue in cheek each actor delivers with a dead-pan style that completely suits the tone of the movie and gives each character a sense of depth and history that their hundreds of years on the earth has given them. While this movie may not be for everyone, if you liked the classic This Is Spinal Tap this one will be right up your alley.

DJ Speaks Rating: 6.5 out of 10

Spectre

They’ve finally managed to take a almost guaranteed entertaining movie franchise and turn it into a another routine, generic action film. From the ridiculous opening sequence (a building explodes and helicopter is diving towards the ground yet the area is still packed with people?) straight the way through to the anti-climatic ending it never really felt like a Bond movie and always felt like it was trying to reach the plot of a Mission Impossible or Bourne film.

It was disappointing to see Sam Mendez delivery something this poor given the excellent work he had done with Skyfall but perhaps this is down to the deplorable script which was filled with (I wont give any spoilers in case you still have to see the movie) so many plot holes it felt like the writers all wrote different parts to the movie but never compared notes and the final ‘twist’ was the worst of all.

While some may have had issue with the number of women the Bond character has bedded over the years in general, there was always some form chemistry between Bond and the ladies however if this spark was present between Daniel Craig and Léa Seydoux then I must have looked away for a second and missed it as they never left like a couple and their ‘romance’ was nowhere near believable. What was the hype over Monica Bellucci  being the oldest Bond woman ever, while I’m not doubting her beauty, she was on screen for all of two minutes. I was expecting her to play a central character but she disappears from the screen as quickly as she appears.

The acting talents of Christoph Waltz were vastly underused and I can only hope that as Blofeld he will be given some better material in future movies, although that is supposedly only going to happen if Daniel Craig stays on as Bond. On that point perhaps he has done as well as he could with what was an awful script and potentially poor casting but I think it’s best if Craig leaves it here before he undoes the great work he has done bringing Bond into the modern era with both Casino Royale and in particular Skyfall as he looked bored for most of the movie. (Idris Elba time perhaps?) From an acting point of view the only real bright spots in the movie were the further development of Ben Whishaw into a Q character for the modern age and Ralph Fiennes who is very believable as a more hands on M who gets out from behind his desk and is not afraid to get his hands dirty.

It will be interesting to see where this franchise goes from here as, while I have no doubt there will be another appearance by Bond, unless the quality is better it could be the start of a slippery slope given how much the bar was raised by Ghost Protocol.

DJ Speaks Rating: 5.5 out of 10

Deadpool

From the opening use of Juice Newton during a hilarious opening credit scene to the closing notes of Careless Whisper with the nod to Ferris Bueller, Deadpool never feels like its trying to take itself seriously. With constant fourth wall breaks and smart ass comments on all aspects of pop culture from Superheroes to Ryan Reynolds other movies and even the Spin Doctors (remember them?), it’s a refreshing  entry into the genre.

All credit to Ryan Reynolds who absolutely nails it as Wade Wilson and after his debacles in Green Lantern, Wolverine and Blade Trinity it took balls for him to have another stab in a Superhero film but he made this a project and never backed away from the challenge of getting this movie made and he plays it through every emotion almost flawlessly. The jumps from current to past and back again are well done and do a good job of building the back story without slowing the movie down as much as they could have, plus the action sequences, the use of both slow motion shots and the CGI are all excellent.

On the negative side the use of the secondary X-Men characters felt a bit shoehorned in just so that the movie could have a place in the Marvel Universe and both Angel Dust and Ajax just left like generic villains instead of building on the mutants characters that they are, although both of these points are brilliantly ripped apart in the movie anyway.

Overall, while not perfect it’s a must watch for any fan of the genre and with the large volume of upcoming superhero movies this year, it’s a great start.

DJ Speaks Rating: 7 out of 10

Crazy Stupid Love

I had this recommended to me and I was expecting a romantic comedy with the usual plot lines and happy ending but I was pleasantly surprised to find a multiple plot, interwoven tale with plenty of laugh out loud moments that hit more than it missed.

Steve Carrell is his usual funny self floating from the clueless single man, to player and back again while always wanting back what he had but doing it with such good comedic timing that, at times, it’s hilarious to watch.

Ryan Gosling is the real star of the show as the smooth, suave womaniser with the quick hitting one liners (The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner’s ball sack….brilliant!) that just oozes confidence without looking like he is trying and has the most developed character in the movie.

The supporting cast all play their parts well but almost all of them go full circle with their characters to where you expect they’ll end up, to leave you with a romantic comedy with no malice or villain for you to hate but with a bit of an unusual twist on the usual premise and it’s worth checking out if you fancy a light hearted movie that has something for everybody.

DJ Speaks Rating: 5.5 out of 10

The Equalizer

Based on the TV show of the same name (but without the brilliant synthesizer based theme tune by The Police’s Stewart Copeland) Denzel Washington stars as Robert McCall a mild mannered, DIY type store worker with a hidden past which gives him some very unique black ops style skills. Well respected by his co-workers but suffering insomnia, (presumably from whatever he done in his previous life and the death of his wife) he spends his nights reading classic books in an all night diner and it is here that he reluctantly strikes up a friendship with a young prostitute who uses the diner as a base between jobs.

When she ends up on the wrong end of a severe beating at the hand of her pimp, McCall takes offence to this and uses his former employment skills with deadly force, dealing with both the pimp and his gang, who have connections with big time Eastern European gangsters. From there it becomes a cat and mouse game between the gangsters, corrupt cops and our protagonist as he builds up the body count in the name of extreme justice.

The film teams up Washington with director Antoine Fuqua for their first outing together since Training Day and the combination works well again although not to the same levels. Washington will rarely let you down with his performances and once again he’s spot on as the man with the shady past who can switch from a killing machine to the man with a smile and a heart of gold almost instantaneously.

While it’s no Taxi Driver or even Man On Fire (despite having some similar traits to both) it’s still a very enjoyable action movie with a particular shout out to the Dead Rising like DIY tool kills in the last 20 minutes. The Equalizer 2 anybody?

DJ Speaks Rating: 6 out of 10

JeruZalem

Two American girls go on vacation to Israel and end up bumping into a wannabe archaeologist whom they accompany to Jerusalem but their holiday is cut short when they are caught in the middle of a biblical apocalypse. Sounds like a regular B-movie horror film? You would be correct.

It’s good to see a horror coming from beyond the mainstream with this film being made by the Israeli directors Yoav & Doran Paz and the use of the city of Jerusalem as a setting gives some beautiful imagery in the first half of the movie but unfortunately once the ‘action’ kicks off it’s a lot of back alleys and dark buildings which look like they could have been shot anywhere.

With the movie being shot from the Google glass perspective the movie has a first person view which, while original, leads to some extreme shaky cam when the main character is running and this leads to a lot of ‘off screen’ action however this novelty is probably the best feature of the movie and could have been a great premise if done correctly. (Check out the trailer for Hardcore Henry to see what I’m talking about)

The wannabe archaeologist, who turns out to be the expert on the scenario, has only studied the ‘Darknet’ and has sourced all his knowledge from classified websites and blogs, but he turns out to be the link between the girls and outbreak that they are caught up in. However, other than the fact that there is a gate to hell in the city of Jerusalem, as mentioned in the bible, and the fact that the movie is set around Yom Kippur, there seems to be no reason as to why this event occurs at that particular time and while the city is in a state of lock-down there’s never any real sense of mass panic as you would expect from a city being ravaged by demons with little chance of escape.

So the demons suddenly appear and they do look quite look so credit to the make up department where it’s due and there a few shots a shot of a giant, Cloverfield like, monster that is never explored further and Cloverfield is probably a good example of what this movie is trying to achieve but it never quite reaches the same heights so in essence it’s a cliched ‘wrong place, wrong time’ movie with a few jump scares and lots of idiotic decision making by the supposed protagonists.

There’s nothing here to keep your interest unless you’re a die hard horror fan. If you want a good foreign horror movie check out the superb Spanish movie Rec instead, otherwise just watch Cloverfield for a better rounded movie with slightly less shaky cam.

DJ Speaks Rating: 3.5 out of 10

Joy

Yet another ‘based of a true story’ movie, which seem to be second only to the number of super hero movies at the moment, and yet another collaboration between Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro and director David O.Russell so the bar is set high from the start. Unfortunately while not being a bad movie in itself this lacks the heart of Silver Linings Playbook and the style of American Hustle so it falls a bit flat in comparison.

Lawrence stars as Joy Mangano, a separated mother who struggles to juggle her chaotic home life and work life with the ever growing needs of her family and who’s life seems to be a roller coaster of ups and downs with each down dragging her further into the mire until such time as she manages to invent a ‘wonder mop’ which looks like it’s the answer to all her prayers. Of course it wouldn’t be a Russell movie unless there was a sting in the tale but, one with the promise of a final last chance at self redemption which is grasped with both hands when Joy finally decides to stop listening to the negativity and bad advise which has plagued her life and finally realises who she can turn to.

The cast here does a great job with each family member adding their own quirks which contributes to paint a picture of a completely dysfunctional household. Bradley Cooper is very underutilised but believable as a QVC executive who takes a punt on Joy’s product, De Niro is more central as her cynical father yet plays the role with almost a quiet reluctance which adds character but it’s Lawrence who takes centre stage and, despite playing an older, more mature woman in her role, gives a superbly believable performance through both the highs and lows and steals every scene she is in.

DJ Speaks Rating: 6 out of 10